Why a digital camera would be a really nice Christmas present…

OK, so “King of the Posties” Ted from PayPerPost has come upon some HP digital cameras, and has asked me to post why exactly I deserve one of those delightful little devices. Here it goes:

Ted my man, catfish extrordinaire, I really deserve one of those fine HP digital cameras. I have been digital cameraless for…well, forever. During that time (forever, just to remind you), I have done so many great things that should have been documented with some beautiful 6 megapixel digital photos, but unfortunately went undocumented because of my lack of digital camera and my disdain for regular film cameras.

For example, one of my cats just did the cutest thing. My wife is grading papers, and my cat was lying on the bed next to her. Somehow my cat grabbed one of my wife’s pencils that she was using, and was holding it between her paws and looking so cute. She looked ready to do some work, pencil in paws, and I really think that she wanted to help my wife grade papers.

I would have posted pictures of her, but now my faithful readers will never get to see pictures of just about the cutest cat in the world. That means you won’t see any pictures of my cat either, Mr. Catfish Man. Honestly this is quite a travesty, but it’s not nearly the best thing that has been missed because of my lack of digital camera.

Oh, oh, and get this…as if that wasn’t enough, I am going to be wifeless this year for Christmas. She’s going to visit her family this year, and I’ll be staying at home with mine. It’s just how things worked out this year. If I had done of those nice HP digital cameras, I could take pictures of our Christmas, email them to my wife, and it would be like she was there. Or the other way around.

But alas, I have no HP digital camera from PayPerPost so we’ll both just have to imagine what each other’s Christmas celebrations were like. And my poor cat’s ego will never get any bigger than it already is unless she gets to be an Internet superstar through the magic of digital photography.

So how’s that, Ted? What say you? Don’t I deserve one of those nice new cameras? Huh? Huh? Do I? Pleeeeze?

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