Rude Moviegoers - Sidekick Addicts

Is anyone else sick of the assholes who sit in movies with their lame ass Sidekicks and text their stupid friends during the whole movie?

Before you condemn me for being petty, my reasons for being so irritated are the following:

1. The backlights on those things are fucking bright. It’s distracting.

2. Inevitably, one or more text messages that these assholes receive elicit some sort of chuckle or require the recipient to share the message with the asshole friend who is sitting next to them. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

3. Seriously, what the fuck do you have to talk about, and why is it so important that you can’t take 90 minutes out of your day and shut the fucking thing off?

4. Movie tickets are god damned expensive. I shoudn’t have to tolerate your stupid backlight fucking up my movie.

So suck it you asshole T-Mobile Sidekick addicts. Shut the thing off and watch the movie or sit outside the theatre and text your life away. But don’t do it in the theatre for fuck’s sake.

Thank you.