OBL back from the grave - just in time for 9/11

In a highly predictable move, an obscure terrorist intelligence group has announced that Osama bin Laden will release a new video before the 6th anniversary of the 9/11/2001 attacks. I really love how shit like this actually gets reported. There’s no reason at all for us to believe that this is true, let alone to fear what OBL has to say. But of course, the mainstream media is going to do its standard fearmongering, and get us scared of OBL all over again.

Pay no attention to the fact that our buddy Osama is probably dead, and dead people have a hard time making videos, let alone planning terror attacks.

I can only imagine what he will say in this alleged video. My guess is that he will threaten another bigger terror attack, will praise (and possibly claim responsibility for) the Iraqi insurgent attacks, and will claim that the War on Terror is unsuccessful.

This is an obvious load of crap. Please keep that in mind when watching the video… if it ever shows up.