Nancy Pelosi, you impress me.

As concerned as I was for the Democrats with Nancy Pelosi at the helm, I am feeling better about it with every minute that passes. Read on:

If anything that UnionLeader.com publishes can be believed, Nancy Pelosi has made public her belief that al Quaeda is not in Iraq at all. Of course, UnionLeader.com asserts that al Quaeda is indeed in Iraq, and is planning on using it as their next jihad home base.

Of course, UnionLeader.com goes on to back up their assertion with the “fact” that Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi was killed in an air strike by US forces just before he was able to execute a “planned attack on the United States.”

Now I would hate to imply that this whole Iraq fiasco is a sham, but it is. The al Quaeda legend is just as much of a sham. There is NO al Quaeda, and NO global terrorist group bent on a worldwide jihad. Period.

Yes, there are scary people out there. There are bad people out there who do bad things. But al Quaeda does not exist in the form that we have been told that it does. It is absolutely not a highly trained, high tech, super organized global group of Muslim extremists. At best, “al Quaeda” is the generic term for small ragtag groups of people who may or may not be Muslim who just want to start some shit and can barely get their hands on a semiautomatic rifle without the help of the United States.

And they sure as fuck didn’t blow up the World Trade Center…oh whoops, did I say “blow up”? I meant “fly nonexistant planes into.” Whoops again, I mean to say “attack the people of the United States on their own soil, in essence causing a new Pearl Harbor.” Oh, did I say “a new Pearl Harbor,” PNAC? Whoops again, I just keep misspeaking this morning. Silly me.

But yes Ms. Pelosi. You are doing a great job so far, and I want to offer you my sincere thanks for what you have done, adn what you will do in the future.