Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Security Psychic.

Our buddy Michael Chertoff, Grand Poobah and Primary Psychic Advisor of the Department of Homeland Security, has stated that Al Quaeda favors summer for terrorist actions. Besides that, Chertoff stated that he has “a gut feeling” that terrorist activity might increase sometime soon.

Well that’s awesome. Thanks for that, idiot. Isn’t it your fucking job to stay up to date with the latest intelligence, and make decisions based upon that? Instead of a “gut feeling,” maybe you could cite some sources. I mean, I undertstand that your real job is to come up with sound bites like this in an effort to keep the American People in a perpetual state of fear, and you do it well. But couldn’t you try a little harder than just using your psychic powers to predict terror attacks?

And seriously, why would Al Queada favor summer attacks? Don’t you think that since they live their lives in the desert (allegedly) that they would prefer a nice wintertime trip to mild Southern California? Don’t you think that they would want a break from the heat? Maybe it’s just me.