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My apologies for that last post. bin Laden is definitely still alive. Just check out this great video from the 6th anniversary of 9/11! ;^)

Just in case you have never heard or seen this, it is four minutes of brilliant truth that you can’t afford to miss. If you don’t think we’re enslaved by the Elites, then you’re truly missing the point. We are being preyed upon, and our alleged “freedom” that “they” hate is nothing of the sort. Check out the video for more:

Does anyone else find it ironic that El Presidente Bush is chatting with Israel’s Prime Minister Ehud Olmert in front of a fireplace decked out in Christmas bullshit? Yeah, me too.

If you haven’t yet watched “Let’s Paint, Exercise, and Blend Drinks TV,” you really need to do yourself a favor and watch it. It’s a cable access show from Los Angeles hosted by a guy named John Kilduff, and it’s amazing. Check it out, amigos:

I just saw this image posted on DIGG.com. Talk about a hilarious mockery of what the governments of the US and UK have become. Sure, you can have your freedom. You can say anything you want. You can go anywhere or do anything that your heart desires. But if you do, you may just not be able to do that other thing you wanted to do, or you may have a harder time trying to do it. It’s not our fault, it’s just the SYSTEM. Now shut up and go let that nice man plant a chip in your arm. Thanks.

I am absolutely sick of the crappy, unedited writing that makes its way onto major news websites. I’m not sure what kind of jackholes places like CNN and ABC have writing for them, but damn is there some crap out there.

For example, today’s main headline on ABC7.com (ABC’s Los Angeles affiliate) was “Police Investigating Fatal Accident, 1 Dead.” OK, that’s fine. Let’s move on.

First of all, there is no location mentioned in the whole article, other than “Baseline and California.” I can only assume that they’re talking about somewhere around Rancho Cucamonga or something, but have no way to know that for sure. Haven’t newspapers been putting a location at the beginning of their articles for at least 100 years? How hard is it to translate that to the web?

Second, let’s talk about spelling. The very first sentence in the story is “An inncocent bi-standard is dead this morning following what police believe was a street race that veered into oncoming traffic.”

Now I don’t know about you, but I have no idea what the hell a “bi-standard” is. I would even argue that not even the best spell checker in the world hass any idea what a bi-standard is. Looking a little closer, we realize that there wasn’t a spell checker anywhere near this article. Just the use of the word “inncocent” proves that much.

I am not a spelling genius, and I am not the best about editing and correcting the spelling mistakes on this here blog. But this blog also isn’t run by a billion dollar corporation, and I’m not getting paid a nice salary to write articles that get featured on the front page unlike this jackhole at ABC7.com.

Yes, it’s petty. But I’m a little pissed that I spent five years in a creative writing program and some jackhole is writing shoddy web copy. At least I can find solace in the fact that “the thrid driver is being questioned.”

I’m not really sure what to say about this except that you absolutely have to watch it. Justin Timberlake plus Saturday Night Live to the power of Lonely Island always is greater than or equal to simply awesome.

And with that extremely obscure sentence out of the way, on with the video:

This is both hilarious and mean (which I suppose is the case more often than not), and I honestly can say that I have never felt so badly for laughing so hard in my entire life. Check it out:

Honestly, what a mean bastard that kid’s dad is, but I thank him for being a mean bastard of a father. Seriously, not only did he take the time to set up the prank, but he also took the time to edit it and post it to YouTube for the world to see. Damn.

But I would like to thank this mean spirited father, whoever and where ever he is, for a great laugh. I hope you haven’t scarred your child for life.

In an amazing feat that few mere mortals dare to attempt, Antonio the Master Impressionist will become Antonio the Human Catfish! Folks, this is a feat only to be attempted by the most fearless impressionist! Please do not try this at home (unless you’re a PayPerPost Postie and want to make your own catfish video)!

We ask for your silence and full attention while Antonio becomes…The Human Catfiiiiish!!

Does anyone else think that Axl Rose and Kevin Federline could very well be the same person? I mean, they both look about the same (although Axl is obviously older and has ahd more plastic surgery….ahhhh, snap!) with the scruffy thing going on and all. Plus both of them are vying for the title of “most hated person in the music industry,” so they can connect on that level.

I don’t know though, take a look and see what you think. These aren’t the best examples, but you’ll see the resemblance, I’m sure.